Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. Langston Hughes
Don't knock the weather, nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. Kin Hubbard
There is little chance that meteorologists can solve the mysteries of weather until they gain an understanding of the mutual attraction of rain and weekends. Arnot Sheppard
A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water. Carl Reiner
God made rainy days, so gardeners could get the housework done.
Unknown
I am told that the Inuit have some sixty words for snow...for different kinds of snow. That doesn't surprise me; they see a lot of it. I live considerably south of the tree line, but even I have seventeen words for snow — none of them usable in public. Arthur Black, Basic Black
My mostly sunny day just drowned. Unknown Weatherforecaster
It blows a bora twice a week and a high wind on five days. I call it a high wind when I hold onto my hat and a bora when I am in danger of breaking my arm. Daily Telegraph correspondent
There's one good thing about snow, it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. Clyde Moore
It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. Mark Twain
There are two seasons in Newfoundland: winter and bad ice fishing. Traditional Newfoundland saying
Good weather all the week, but come the weekend the weather stinks. When the weather is too hot they complain, too cold they complain, and when just right they're watching TV. Mike Garofalo
I want my epitath to read: IT RAINED ON HIS PARADE AND HE WAS GLAD! Tom Robbins
So much for that forecast, I just finished shoveling four inches of "Partly Cloudy" off my sidewalks. Unknown
If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back? Steven Wright
But who wants to be foretold the weather? It is bad enough when it comes, without our having the misery of knowing about it beforehand.
Jerome K. Jerome, Three Men in a Boat
Finally, when the northern latitudes of the planet were engulfed by another ice age, Canadians were the last to know. Eric Nicol, Canada Cancelled Because of Lack of Interest
I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime. Will Rogers
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